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Olly Donnelly | Staff Writer I’m very much looking forward to the day, in five or ten years’ time, that I will be presented with the Nobel Peace Prize. I assume it will follow some ticker-tape parades, a few celebrity honours, maybe even a meeting with President Chomsky (my future dream-world is a leftist one, obviously). For I, Dear Reader, have done something amazing today, and will no doubt be praised by generations to come as the selfless paragon of humanity that I am. At this point, I assume you’re wondering what the specific details of my incredible act of altruism are, and I take … Continue reading Share this article or a puppy dies